Now you know...

I have this strange condition I like to refer to as Sunday insomnia. For some reason every Sunday I am up until at least 1am watching Sunset Tan or Girls Next Door. Yes, it is always the same shows so I feel like there is some type of connection. I am working on figuring that part out.
Anyway, so last night I decided that I would not be victim to this phenomenon any longer and set the TV sleeper for 30 mins and closed my eyes determined that I would be sleeping before the 30 mins expired. It was a nice plan however it failed.
After the room went dark and all I could hear was Adam and Poky having a snoring competition I was still awake for over an hour.
I decided to go into our basement and continue my E TV watching (not to disturb the contest with no end in site). I made a stop in the kitchen and got an orange soda and continued into the basement.
As I turned on the light and rounded the corner there he was.....looking at me. Some type of Jurassic Park looking creature. Our eyes met, mine large and full of fear, his small and hungry. He was standing his ground and did not make a move, I however turned off the light and RAN upstairs for safety.
My loud footsteps stopped the snoring contest and as I reached the bed Adam and Poky were both up asking what I was doing running up the stairs at 1:30AM. I explained my encounter with the beast in the basement and was expecting Adam to come to my rescue and slay the beast however he just told me to go to sleep.
Naturally because I was up so late I did not wake up until Adam was leaving out the door so here I am now, in the house with the beast. I know that he is still here, waiting, watching, and planning his attack. He knows that I am alone.
If something happens to me, please alert the media and cops that it was the beast in the basement that attacked me, not Adam.

No survey this week - I am too terrified to think of one. Feel free to post your own survey.